radicaljocy:

Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.

(via happiest)

narcotic:

I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing
like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed. 

(via sassmasterdani)

slomps:

People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

(Source: fvming, via sassmasterdani)

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

(via poetic)

mynameisnipple:

can i log out of life

(via fake-mermaid)

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

(Source: greetings, via userbar)

cchannette:

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god

(Source: twoukofukawa, via sassmasterdani)

sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

(Source: 13hr, via grilledcheezed)