peanutbutta:

jesusmcnuggets:

My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav 

I’m so mad

(via kawaiisavior)

boypillow:

annoyingbloqqer:

life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u

image

(via parkingstrange)

religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

(via legalwifi)

"Alice: How long is forever?
White Rabbit: Sometimes, just one second."

souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

(Source: pemsylvania, via humorking)